Как водится, многие с тематикой эээ... NC17, короче))
Но чудесные, чудесные!
There once was a plumber from Brie,
Who was plumbing a lass by the sea,
She cried "Plumber, stop plumbing,
There's somebody coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me."
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczinsky must surely have known --
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
Of the possible ways to be blown.
There once was a man name of Enis
Who with limerick writing was genius
wrote one thousand thirty
not one of them dirty
til he noticed his name rhymed with penis.
A verb invited a noun over to dine,
And they shared a fine bottle of wine,
The verb couldn't wait;
He said, "Let's conjugate!"
But sadly the noun did decline.
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