Female Yeti (baby_rhino) wrote,
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Limericks

В ru_learnenglish чудесный пост с лимериками.
Как водится, многие с тематикой эээ... NC17, короче))
Но чудесные, чудесные! 

There once was a plumber from Brie,
Who was plumbing a lass by the sea,
She cried "Plumber, stop plumbing,
There's somebody coming!" 
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me."

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczinsky must surely have known --
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
Of the possible ways to be blown.

There once was a man name of Enis
Who with limerick writing was genius
wrote one thousand thirty
not one of them dirty
til he noticed his name rhymed with penis.

A verb invited a noun over to dine,
And they shared a fine bottle of wine,
The verb couldn't wait;
He said, "Let's conjugate!"
But sadly the noun did decline.


По ссылке ещё много :)


Tags: english, lol
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