April 14th, 2007

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A three year old boy was examining his testicles and looked at his Mom and asked "Mommy, are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she said.

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
See you next month!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dylexic and an atheist?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog!